i-am-maid-0f-time:

oh my god guys

i went to check my email and someone must’ve erased the history of our computer this morning

because those ‘quick access’ google tab things were all deleted

AND I  GLANCE UP

AND LOOK AT THE SNAPSHOT IT CHOSE FOR MY RP BLOG

WHAT ARE PEOPLE GOING TO SAY WHEN THEY USE THE COMPUTER NOW 

my life

i-am-maid-0f-time:

j0kerkind:

meanmeenah:

sure ill get off the internet mom

(Source: prospitcest)

lemon-jar:

martartut:

monkey-d-cocks:

douglasrichardsoned:

awinduptoy:

pinkprisoner:

megallica:

I was trying to make Akinator guess himself. After a few questions he asked if my character was a genie and I knew he was going to get it, so when he asked if my character was gay I just said yes. The he asked if my character was known for a specific sexual act and I said yes again. This is the answer I got.

look how proud he is of his sexy bf

yaois


OMFG WHY

nah you guys it’s like this



Oops.

oh my fucking go d

A girl’s fb status.


willowtreefree:

shoshannanicole:

“When I get mad at my mom, I don’t slam the door or yell “I HATE YOU MOM!” I just quietly go into my room and flicker the light switch on and off. That’s right, raise that bitch’s electricity bill.”

… dead.

… My body is shaking from the laugh that wants to erupt

(Source: shoshannanicolexo)

tiedostoaeisaatavilla:

“HI Nor he said he wanted to come to your place! Where I will put him?”
“To the trash bin, thanks.”
flyingtulipbunny:

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